Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 66 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,485 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Complete the medium round.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (210/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 2/24 (15/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Fall 100 Metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 13/23 (150/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/220 points)
Reach full happiness in the happy shack without making any 'slip-ups'
Find all 8 useable tools in the game
Survive the cannibal attack
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Energy
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Hunger
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% morale
Survive 10 days without dropping below 25% Thirst
Construct all 11 buildings within 10 days
Find wilson on the day that he washes on to shore!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!